Monday, October 17

M1 Chronicles

Act 2
Saved by the bell..?

Scene 1

Black dot. Black dot. Brown dot. Pale brown inside black dot. The world looks minuscule.
Sigh...
The only respite: Panoramic view of the 40-odd heads below me.
The only amusement: Bald patch on the fourth head in the first bench.
The only high factor: None except that I sit on the bulky drawing desk, overlooking the puny desks. (Bonus for coming in late.)
An obese drone nose dives in through the open window. Collides with the nearest ear. A confused congregation of fingers grapple to relinquish the intruder. The commotion created was muffled by the endless siren for lunch.
Sigh...

Wednesday, October 5

M1 Chronicles

Act 1 :
Thermo-die-namics

Scene 1

"This aaaa... shows aaaa... the entropy aaaa" *zzzz...*
"So aaaaa we can prove aaaa the temperature change aaaa" *ZZZZ...*
"We see that aaaa...." *gasp for air, snort, zzzz...*
Head bent, tongue nearly rolled out, first benchers "listening" to the lecture.

Scene 2:

Back bencher: Notebook open, scribbling furiously. Looks at the prof in rapt attention.
Question posed: Taking down notes..?!
Retort: Somebody needs to keep tab of the number of "aaaa's" the prof punctuates his sentences with.

Further Acts will be put up shortly.

Monday, September 19

"Dude, where's my class?"

The dexterity with which second year mechies 'mass bunk' is commendable.
Time: Friday, last hour
Reason: Friday, last hour
Seen: Senior faculty member chasing a frazzled bunch of duds, who, after abiding by strict instructions to steer clear of the main building, decided to have a bonding session in the SS.
Simultaneously occuring event: Class committee meeting, complete with the CR, clueless 'bout the entire escapade + HOD + n-hazaar other profs.
Result: Senior (irked) faculty member reports 'issue' to the HOD. Demands explanation from tongue-tied CR + written apology stating reason for absence.
Dire consequences: If the aforementioned were not fulfilled, entire class flunks course.
Fact: It's relative grading... Flunking everyone don't matter!!
Confusion: Right..?

Thursday, September 15

Mad season..

"I feel stupid...
But I know it won't last for long."

Yes, dude. I agree with you completely.

Monday, September 12

Wrench yourself away from civilization...
If you can do that, you're "God level" *har har*